- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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