Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Long joke Your such a downey

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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