- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Wolfjob.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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