- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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