- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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