Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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