A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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