- Anti Joke

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Kys

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.