why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Cancer. Super Cancer.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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