What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Justin with a hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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