- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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