How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Women's rights.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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