Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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su algato es en fuego

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