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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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