what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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