- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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