why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Yellow People !!

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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LET

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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