- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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