Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Anti Joke

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