Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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