- Anti Joke

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!