- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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