- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

aodhan hearty

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Tony Romo

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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