- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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