- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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