- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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