- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Colin is gay but toasters are not

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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