So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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