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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

batman has diarrhea

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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