What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Sixty... eight

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

PIED NINNY!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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