- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Who is it?

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Your girlfriend.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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