what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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