- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Poop

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

This is funny.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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