- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Women can vote? WTF

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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