How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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