What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Nickelback

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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