- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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