- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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