- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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