- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

tim has no humor

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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