What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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I love you

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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