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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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