A gay man watches football.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Caolan and Eamon

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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