What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

purple pickles

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

belly button

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Fine, ladies first.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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