What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Julian Ha.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

tim has no humor

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Barack Obama

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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