- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

hers a joke... japanese people

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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