I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

your mom is so fat.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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