- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How do you end a sentence

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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