- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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