- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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