- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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