- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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