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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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