color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Womens rights.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Male leadership.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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25

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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