why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Everybody will die

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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