- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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