A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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