How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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