13 =B you just learned something

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Anti Joke

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