- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

This is funny.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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