- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

your mum

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Equal rights!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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