- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Take part of what?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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