- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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