- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

My Butthole.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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