How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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