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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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