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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A muslim paints Mohammed

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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