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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

An Asian person drove home safely.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What happened to my sunglasses?

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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