- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

the lemon was sweet.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock knock come in.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Women deserve equal rights.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Bob Saget

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What's the difference between a lamp?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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