- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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