- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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