What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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