why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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