You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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