- Anti Joke

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

what's the difference between a duck?

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.