Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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