Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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T u r n i p s

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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