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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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