- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??