- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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